MY AI GIRLFRIEND'S FOLLOWERS ASKED TO SEE HER BOYFRIEND. I PANICKED.

i built a digital model profile and started posting fashion images. followers loved her style and soon began asking whether she had a boyfriend

i hadn't written one into her backstory. rather than simply saying the account was a creative character project, i joked that her mysterious partner was camera shy

the comments exploded with theories. people started dissecting reflections in generated windows, searching for an imaginary man's face, and inventing an entire relationship timeline

i finally posted a comic panel revealing her boyfriend was a sentient espresso machine. half the audience laughed. the other half asked when they'd get engaged