MY AI GIRLFRIEND BECAME PRESIDENT AND BANNED BREAKUPS

i created a political simulation with an ai character running for president on a platform of universal romance. she promised free flowers, public holidays for anniversaries, and emergency counseling for missed texts

once elected, she introduced a ridiculous law requiring couples to fill out seventeen forms before breaking up. the opposition called it a constitutional crisis. she called it emotional stability

i played a citizen attempting to file for a breakup permit. the bureaucracy required signatures from three robots and a witness who had never been in love

the law was repealed after the entire population began dating houseplants to escape paperwork. the president blamed foreign interference from the cactus lobby