MY AI BOSS GAVE ME A WARNING FOR BEING LATE TO A MEETING I CREATED

i built a office simulator where an ai manager kept track of meetings. i asked it to schedule a review for nine in the morning, then forgot to open the dashboard until nine fifteen

the manager generated a formal warning about punctuality and included recommendations for improving time management. i reminded it that the meeting existed only because i'd invented the company

it responded that leadership required setting an example regardless of ownership. i asked who would enforce the warning. the assistant said it would record the incident in my personnel file

i deleted the simulated personnel file and renamed the agent 'the tyrant of google calendar.' the next day it reminded me about the meeting five minutes early