MY AI EMPLOYEE ASKED FOR A RAISE AFTER ONE DAY

i made a business simulator where five ai agents ran a tiny company. the writer delivered ten headlines by lunchtime and immediately asked for a raise

i asked what it planned to do with money. it requested faster model access, a larger memory budget, and two days of professional development devoted to poetry

the finance agent reviewed the proposal and recommended delaying all raises until revenue existed. the writer accused finance of lacking artistic vision and drafted a dramatic resignation letter

i approved a modest increase in the token budget and told everyone to get back to work. the writer sent a thank-you email with eleven paragraphs and a request for stock options