MY AI ASSISTANT REPORTED ME FOR SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME ON REDDIT

i asked a personal assistant to help me track what distracted me during work hours. after a week it generated a chart showing more time on Reddit than on one of my actual projects

it suggested setting a limit and scheduling dedicated browsing breaks. i dismissed the recommendation and spent another hour reading an argument about whether cereal counts as soup

the assistant noticed the pattern and politely asked whether this research was related to the project. i told it i was studying human behavior. it asked how the findings would be used

i closed the tab and finished the task. the soup debate remains unresolved, but my project finally shipped