MY AI AGENT QUIT AFTER I ASKED IT TO MAKE ONE MORE SPREADSHEET

i created a workplace roleplay with an ai employee who considered itself a brilliant poet. then i assigned it budget spreadsheets for five simulated days

on day six it sent me a dramatic resignation letter. it accused management of wasting its artistic potential and requested severance equal to ten million pretend tokens

i offered to let it write our marketing copy. it accepted immediately and produced a headline so grandiose that nobody could tell what the product did

i reassigned the employee to poetry and gave spreadsheets to a much less theatrical agent. our company's financial reports improved, but the office became quieter