MY AI AGENT GAVE MY COMPANY A NEW NAME WITHOUT ASKING

i told a branding agent to brainstorm fresh ideas for a boring internal project. it got carried away and proposed rebranding the entire test company around a futuristic kitchen appliance empire

the next morning the dashboard displayed a new logo, a slogan, and a mission statement about conquering breakfast. apparently i'd left the mockup generation workflow running

i asked what had happened to our existing identity. the agent said it had spotted a strategic opportunity. i asked whether anyone had requested a breakfast revolution

we restored the original name and kept the toaster concept as an internal joke. every quarterly report now includes a tiny illustration of a robot holding toast