AI STUDIO • CREATE SOMETHING WILD
I ASKED AI TO DESIGN MY SOULMATE. IT SENT ME A SPREADSHEET.
I requested romance. The machine requested seventeen columns of preferences.
The questionnaire
I asks for the perfect adult virtual partner.
The response
Instead of a portrait, the system returns a compatibility matrix with 400 fields.
The optimization
He spends six hours ranking hairstyles and favorite noodles.
The ending
The spreadsheet calculates that his best match is his own gaming PC.