MY WIFE ASKED OUR SMART SPEAKER TO PICK WHICH CHILD GETS THE BIGGER ROOM

i moved with my family into a place with two bedrooms of different sizes, and both kids wanted the larger one. my wife asked our voice assistant to suggest a fair solution

it offered several options: age priority, rotating rooms, or a random draw. the kids accused the assistant of being biased, despite the fact that it had never met either of them

my youngest asked the speaker whether it liked her more than her brother. the assistant gave a diplomatic answer. my oldest announced it was obviously lying

we drew names from a bowl and promised to revisit the arrangement later. the smart speaker lost all authority and is now permitted to answer only weather questions