MY SISTER USED AI TO REWRITE MY WEDDING SPEECH AS A ROAST

i asked my sister to proofread a heartfelt speech for my best friend's wedding. she said it needed more personality and fed it to an ai assistant with instructions to make it funny

the rewritten speech described the groom as a walking red flag and suggested the bride deserved hazard pay. i laughed at the draft but somehow saved it under the same filename as the real version

at the rehearsal i opened the wrong document and read the first line aloud before realizing what had happened. the bride's father stared at me as though i'd arrived carrying a chainsaw

we recovered, i delivered the original speech, and my sister was banned from touching wedding documents for the remainder of the year