MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS HER AI BOYFRIEND'S OPINION ON EVERY ARGUMENT

we disagreed about whether to move closer to her office. before i could finish explaining my commute, she opened her chatbot and asked for an objective opinion

she typed a detailed account of the rent increase and forgot to mention that moving would double my travel time. the assistant recommended relocating. she held the phone toward me as though she'd received a legal judgment

i asked to include the missing facts. the answer changed. she accused me of manipulating the ai, even though she'd literally asked it to judge a situation without half the information

i suggested we use it to make a neutral comparison table instead of acting as referee. she agreed, reluctantly. for once, the spreadsheet was more romantic than the robot boyfriend