my fiancée couldn't choose between two close friends for maid of honor. i suggested drawing names or talking to them. instead, she asked her assistant to evaluate their loyalty, availability, and organizational skills
she provided biographies of the candidates and, for comic relief, added a custom ai companion whose main trait was being endlessly reliable. naturally the companion scored highest because she had defined it that way
she announced the result during brunch before realizing how ridiculous it sounded. her sister said she was relieved not to compete with a machine for a job involving holding flowers
we chose a human maid of honor and gave the chatbot the honorary title of 'assistant to the seating chart.' it immediately suggested rearranging everyone